NoHo Hank(Barry) He's gay, he's a crime lord, he's exceedingly polite, he looks great in a glasses chain. Literally what's not to love? You can't possibly understand how singularly crafted to my specific interests this man is. It's like he was designed in a factory specifically to make me rabidly in love with him, and it worked.
	Ichiban Kasuga(the Yakuza series) Is he canonically like 12 years older than me? Yes. Is he also my firstborn son? Yes.
	Tom Wambsgans(Succession) Okay I literally don't know why the nepotism fail children show latched onto my brain as hard as it did, nor why Tom Wambsgans of all characters is the one I fixated on, but alas. I want to crack his head open and just kinda look at whatever's going on in there. This character made me write my first (and thus far only) fanfic.
s	Hancock(Fallout 4) Look, we love a chaotic good; add in the fantastic voice and the fact that your first impresison is him stabbing a guy for you and I'm a goner. It's no wonder every time I start a Fallout 4 replay, I get my first settlement together and then it's "Shaun Who?" as I fuck off to Goodneighbor to find him.
	Eddie Dean(The Dark Tower series) I am too early in my relationship with my new therapist to get into how I feel about Eddie Dean.
	Ryuji Sakamoto(Persona 5) My boy! My perfect moron of a son! "BOY HOWDY I SURE DO LOVE BEING A PHANTOM THIEF" he yells directly into a megaphone at all hours of the day. I have to protect him. Also, he's my irl kiddo's favorite, so.
	Denji & Aki(Chainsaw Man) Denji is also my son. Aki is my son's very stressed out friend. They both need a hug and a game of catch. Ow. I hurt my own feelings.
	Tavros Nitram(Homestuck) Look, I know, alright? But he was my lil' buddy when I read Homestuck the first time and he's my lil' buddy now. People pleasers, unite, or whatever.
	Jet Siquiliak(The Penumbra Podcast) I have cried maybe a handful of times while listening to podcasts. All of those times have been over Jet Sikuliak.
	Goro Majima(the Yakuza series) I don't know what to tell you here. He's manic, broken, aggressively homosexual for his best frenemy, he walks around in a flashy blazer without a shirt on underneath well into his late 40s, and baruch hashem for that. He's the perfect man, I will not be taking questions at this time.
	William(Westworld) I don't even know if this is actually about William the character, or about my 20-ish year crush on Jimmi Simpson. Either way, here we are. One time I had a dream I was making out with Ed Harris. If you haven't seen the show, don't worry about it.
	Raphael Ambrosious Costeau(Disco Elysium) Man what the fuck is up with this guy.
	Dean Winchester(Supernatural) Gotta bring it back to more or less the first chracter I ever got borderline rabid over. When he started beating the shit out of his car? Yep. Done. I've tried to rewatch Supernatural a few times, just to get some of that spark back (I stopped in like Season 8 or 9 I think?) but uhhh... man it's a really bad show. Did past-me not know that? (No, he didn't). Either way, Dean Winchester deserved to hit John in the face, the end.